Ode to the hair-tamer.

As i awake and roll out of bed
I look up and see the monster on my head.
My half-sleep eyes fly open and shut
i feel like staying all day in my dwelling-hut.
Thank God I have my blesseed hair-tamer.
The magic heat coming out it a real life saver.
I continue my day and head to the learning-jail
if not for my hair-tamer, my day would be completely derailed!